Mierce Miniatures

So, sitting on my cofee table right now is a black binder full of the Darklands pdf thats been printed off. However i'm one of those weirdos that doesn't learn well simply from reading things in text. And on top of that i can only find tiny incriments of time to sit down and attempt reading that tome of glory, before someone needs me to do something else (normally a child whos glued a chicken to their forehead or some other stunt of inexplicable thought process).
But this morning as i yell at heathen children to get their crap together and out the door to school, it occurred to me what i need. So this an official request to the head honchos at Mierce headquarters:
Please put the Darklands rulebook in audio format. Preferably read by someone with an appropriatley grizzled voice like Sam Elliot, Arnold Schwarzeneggar or Betty White.

And can I have a second version narrated by Timmy where he uses full colloquialisms and actual play terms for the rules. So zappy zappy Magic (ranged damage spells) and running up and twatting (charging) things.

Well, there will be videos...

Cheers
Rob

Looking forward to those videos, the originals were a big helping when getting into the game!

Dave Fraser wrote:And can I have a second version narrated by Timmy where he uses full colloquialisms and actual play terms for the rules. So zappy zappy Magic (ranged damage spells) and running up and twatting (charging) things.

There needs to be a limited run of the Tim Edition of the rulebook, and then it needs to never be mentioned again so that it can sow maximum chaos.